February 2012
17 posts
: Arctic Monkeys: L'Olympia, Paris (03 February... →
fuckyeaharcticmonkeys:
photos: all taken by the lovely Meli
Setlist:
Don’t Sit Down ‘Cause I’ve Moved Your Chair
Teddy Picker
Crying Lightning
The Hellcat Spangled Shalalala
Black Treacle
Brianstorm
The View From The Afternoon
I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor
Library…
January 2012
36 posts
Kamu itu apa?
Kenapa masih menjalar dalam gelap malam?
Bergelung dalam temaram?
Dan terlihat kala ku memejam?
Kamu itu apa?
Mengapa kulihat kau kala senja?
Berkelit dalam buana yang jungkir balik dan mentari yang meredup?
Elok dalam sosokmu yang begitu saja?
Dan main curi saja jantungku yang berdegup?
Kamu itu apa?
Rinai pun membawa namamu
Badai pasir menyampaikan pesanmu
Banyu biru...
Colour of the Lash
arcticmonkeysus:
arcticmonkeysus:
I’ve been lookin forward to actin like a gaylord
Make-up’s the answer you know that for sure
Gonna define, my lashline, like a call-girl
Give Revlon a go
Hey!
Eyeliner, eyeliner
yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
Eyeliner, eyeliner
yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah
i should never post at 3 am. nobody sees it.
POLKA-DOT BLOUSE IN THE...
Frighteners and Fiends
Kidnapper: This isn't about a ransom. I don't care about money, I just want to torture you Saw 3 style
Me: alright. sounds reasonable. strangely, I kind of respect that. let's get it over with
Kidnapper: I will not release you from this dungeon until you do one of three things
Me:
Kidnapper: Option 1 - Insert your genitalia in a beehive and beat the hive like a bongo drum. the entirety of your junk must remain in the beehive at all times and you cannot stop bongo-ing even for one second. if the bees give up, you move on to the next beehive (i have tons of beehives, don't worry about it). You must perform the task for 24 consecutive hours in order to complete it. Every time you stop bongo-ing or remove any part of your jibblies from the beehive, the clock starts over. Also, I will periodically douse you in gasoline and light you on fire. Don't worry, there is no penalty against you if the flame dies out. That would just be an unrealistic standard to set, you see. I'm crazy, not stupid.
Me: Well, at least you're sensible about this.
Kidnapper: Option 2 - Read an entire issue of NME Magazine without cackling or making a dismissive wanking motion with your hand, then fill out the little card thingy to order a year-length subscription and promise to read every issue when it arrives. Obviously, I can't enforce that part so we'll go by the honor system.
Me: forget what i just said, you're out of your damn mind. sick bastard.
Kidnapper: Option 3 - Listen to one Kooks song. Record a video on my webcam of you smiling while the song plays and post it on YouTube. You don't have to sing or dance or anything (I'm not some kind of monster) but I will write "Arctic Monkeys Suck" on your forehead.
Me: *violent retching* *wailing sobs* *cursing God* *grinding fingernails to the nubs on a damp concrete floor*
Kidnapper: You must make your decision. Now.
Me:
Me:
Me: ...what kind of bees?
Kidnapper: killer bees.
Me: also known as Africanized Honey Bees?
Kidnapper: Indeed. The same.
Me: Good.
Kidnapper: How could that possibly be good? This is truly one of nature's deadliest killers. Hell knows no fury like that of the killer bee. Besides, there's no way you're actually considering Option 1. Don't be pig-headed. Nobody is that deranged. Not even me. I'm a kidnapper.
Me: I hope those bastards enjoy the sweet-
Kidnapper: Oh dear Lord
Me: taste of human flesh-
Kidnapper: Now I feel kidnapped
Me: Because I'm gonna shove my righteous co-
Kidnapper: PLEASE. STOP. YOU CAN GO, JUST.... HERE. UNLOCK YOUR OWN CHAINS, I CAN'T EVEN BE NEAR YOU WITH THAT DEMONIC LOOK IN YOUR EYES. HERE'S THE KEY. TAKE IT. JUST TAKE IT AND LEAVE.
Me: Wise decision. But one thing before I go...
Kidnapper: Yes?
Me: Fuck the Kooks.
Watcharcticmonkeysus:
Falling asleep to this. amazing.
there are exactly zero Arctic Monkeys covers this damn good
ARCTIC MONKEYS US: Alright, this is a stretch but... →
arcticmonkeysus:
Earlier today, George emailed me with a pretty solid take on the Black Treacle/Suck It And See/Evil Twin video storyline, likening it to the Biblical story of Samson. [If you missed that, read it here and then come back before continuing.]
That seemed plausible so I posed the question…
one more try. Live Lounge audio downloads:
arcticmonkeysus:
Black Treacle
Katy On A Mission
“Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me...”
– William Shakespeare
(Oh how accurate these beautiful lines are to my morbid fascination towards some particular ones)
3 tags
“I thought I’m a rare species; that not only my love for spellbinding bands...”
Hang the Cyst
ughnotanotheralexturnerblog:
Is such a fucking awesome song. Listen the second half, it’s purely instrumental and it’s GODLY. Miles and Alex really are a musical dream team. They’re unfathomable.
Arctic Monkeys is coming to Australia, and Death...
My life is fucked.
Reblog if you love God. He already saw you read...
“It’s like finding it hard to warble gargle zouss when you’ve got marbles in your...”
– Alex Bullshiturner
(via arcticmonkeysus)
“Fanmail is a good addition to Tumblr”
– Andy Nicholson (via arcticmonkeysus)
